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Sunday, April 12, 2009, 3:54 PM
Joke Of The DaeThree men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe." So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen. The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe. So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?" He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied." This joke is funnie! But i rmb tat i told min b4, rite? Woke up at 10.58 todae. Was having breakfast while watching tele. Mum, dad and da ge had went out. But i was not the onli one at home. Bro was still sleeping xDDD. Was having nasi lemak, guessed tat it was spoiled. The smell was kinda SOUR? Eeww ... So went down and got nasi lemak agn with one small curry puff. PERFECT! Its CHEAP, 1.40 bucks xD! Den went home to continue my breakfast. Bro woke up after tat. His gf coming and soo he went to open the door. LOLS. Den we were watching tele, a crapped show. NICE, yeah? Muahahaha den mum and dad came back. Followed by da ge.. My uncle came to visit my bro cos he is goin to ARMY TMR! Soooo sad. Think his gf will cry)): Mum definitely will too cos she cried the very last time when my da ge went to the ARMY. ..... Muahahaha i didnt xDDD! After awhile, uncle and auntie went home le. Mum, bro and gf went down market buy stuffs to cook. Haixzxzxzx, i was the onli in the living room cos da ge using his lappy and dad sleeping.. SO SIANXZXZ! Tmr still got history TEST! I failed the previous and the previous previous test. BAD? I will jiayou for myself de xD. LOLS kay goin to study le. BYE BYE! Hay LIYEE, thanx sending me the ppt. Jingyi, thanx too for actually wanting to send me todae xD! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU AND I HATE YOU! |